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Smartlipo Interest Surges After Britney Spears’ Procedure

July 15, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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For several years, with the SmartLipo has proven a popular alternative to in Europe, Asia, and South America. The SmartLipo was introduced to the USA in the winter of 2006 and now thousands of Americans have experienced the procedure.

The SmartLipo uses a laser fiber to rupture and in addition to usage in areas such as the , , and , it can also be used in such as the neck and arms.

The offers advantages over ; unlike the SmartLipo is done in a without the need for , the laser fiber coagulates leading to less bruising and swelling, and the laser fiber tightens the skin. There is often virtually no , with some people referring to this procedure as “.”

As with many , are often the . With the recent reports that underwent the in Las Vegas, there has been a surge in interest in this procedure. The same factors that make the procedure ideal for , quick recovery, minimal bruising, , make the procedure ideal for everyone.

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Really Manifesting your Reality

July 15, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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REALLY MANIFESTING YOUR REALITY

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You shape reality. Your own reality. If you want it, you got it. A seemingly ‘new age’ idea….. right? Actually the idea is old. . I guess the masses did not let that sink in. After all, 2000 years ago, Jesus was teaching “Ask and yee shall receive.” Budda spoke about within. dating back 10,000 years talked about awakening your power to become an ultimate creator. And let me point out, the oldest magic , makes it’s own philosophy from the of if you can think it, you can make it happen. is found in Sumerian (Sumeria is the oldest have unearthed). Well I’ll be damned…. Actually, we are all damned. Energy has been wasted on bitching about our life. And that book Do We Know, and all those ’s that came before , is trying to say that it’s our own (well, that’s the skinny of it). It’s our own because it’s all in our hands to begin with. If we don’t like something, change it. Get out of it. You don’t have to sit there and take it.

Do We Know has broken the philosophy down to a science. None of the of the past were able to describe it in scientific terms before. Now with the help of , can be clinically studied and observed. In a , this is what says: Imagine a cell in your body. Or an atom. It has a (center), with a bead(s) of an (s) circling around it. But sometimes, that bead of an does not circle around the , like it is ‘suppose to’. Sometimes it just appears on one side of the , then the other side. Kinda blinking in and out of at and places. And the thing about all of this, is that the is operating every single movement the makes. How freaky is that?! The cell or atom’s brain () tells it when to exist, where to exist and how to exist. Now. Shift this idea in perspective to your body and your life. Can you see how your head () can manipulate your life (electrons)? Can you see how you can put those electrons (that is your life) any where, or whether you want them there to begin with? So there you go. It’s your electrons. Whatcha gonna do wit em’ now?

O.k. We got the scientific point on how manifesting your reality works. Now how do we go about really doing it……….

I’m passionate about this, which is why I wrote this out. I’ve been looking into the fine points of manifesting/transcendentalism for years now. This is what I’ve come up with: From beginning of time, each of us has a brain that creates our individual reality by emitting thoughts and feelings. These are the key elements. The way you think, or don’t think, about something creates your reality. And the way you feel about something also creates your reality. Kinda like a magnet. Your brain being the magnet. And it can magnetizes shit. It magnetizes the awesome. It is responsible for your life. Even the shit other people have done to you. Because you are the one that magnetized that shitty person’s attitude into your life. The author that explains this the easiest and the best is Lynn Grabhorn. Her book Excuse Me, Your Life Is Waiting can says it perfectly. Just like Do We Know, the book Excuse Me, Your Life is Waiting explains how you manifest your surroundings. But her book is more of a ‘how to’. Do We Know is more of a scientific/philosophy approach.

Let me now go over with you what you already know how to do (but because of years of just ‘going with the flow’, you forgot). Think of something good, good happens in your life. Feel something good, good happens in your life. Think & feel good a little, small, sometimes unnoticable things happen in your life. Think &feel good a lot, and BAM! A lot of good things happen in your life. Just the way you want them to, and in the way you want them to. I have even found that you can manipulate other people this way too………… but it really isn’t manipulating other people……… it is more like helping them to help you……… helping them to get in sync with your good vibration. And it helps the world……… the universe……. to get into your good vibration.

To prove your absolute power, I have organized a step-by-step process with help from Lynn Grabhorn’s book Excuse Me, Your Life IsWaiting……..

1) for 15 seconds, think about something that made you smile in the past/i.e.-get happy 2) for another 15 seconds, think about what you want to happen as if you are experiencing it now.

That’s it. All it takes. The secret of manifesting. The secret to life. Oz has spoken………. Lynn Grabhorn speaks about it more in depth in her book (I’ve never pushed a book as hard as this one). She explains how if you do the above ritual twice a day for a week, you’ll see small stuff start to happen in your life. And after months of continual use, you’ll start pulling new cars out of your ass (not literally- unless you really want to shock the medical community). She even starts talking about the ‘butterfly feeling’ you begin to feel after a while, during your manifesting, and how this feeling is a signal that you are creating things on a big scale. Have I tried it? Yes. Does it work. Yes! Want examples? I wanted a group to lead- in comes our Charleston Mystics group. I wanted our group to grow- in comes 10 more active members. I wanted a large, but expensive fish tank. In comes my 4 ft. aquarium. I wanted a bigger car. In comes my Ford Taurus. When I first moved back to Charleston, I carefully manifested friends that were as active as myself. That has come out beautifully. And still does. As long as I do the 30 second process mentioned above, more active friends come to me. And that’s all you have to do too.

I Only Want The Best For You- And Damn It, So Should You!!! check out my services at www.PsychicSpellCaster.com

THINK ABOUT THIS:

When a talk show host interviews a celebrity, many times the celebrity will gush that when they were a child, they would pretend they were a big star and was being interviewed by the host.

Did the child manifest his/her reality of becoming a celebrity? Jenna Elfman, Tom Hanks, Jessica Sarah Parker, Oprah Winfrey, Tira Banks are all successful now.

Big moguls/millionares are often heard to say how much they dreamed as a child or as a young adult that they were filthy rich. Many started off as dirt poor, but it only made them dream harder. Donald Trump, Abe Lincoln, Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, , Madonna, M.Knight Shaymalan all did. Look at them now.

Jim Carrey wrote out a million dollar check to himself while a poor struggling comic, telling his fellow comics he will cash the real thing one day.

Maddona would only expect to be treated as a diva even though she sang in a tiny club before her .

pretended to be singing to sold out stadiums while singing to her Barbie dolls.

Jenna Elfman practiced talking to Letterman while she sat on the toilet.

Every name listed above really did say these things- I heard them myself.

Working as a Psychic Medium, I would frequently hear from the spirits that a client was not becoming wealthy as they wanted because subconsciously they were jealous of wealthy people and told themselves that the wealthy person was stupid or stuck up. No wonder money never came to them!!! The client said they wish they had more money only part of the time, while most of the time they were thinking bad thoughts about people that did have money!

When I was a child, I learned about the sleeping prophet Edward Cayce (named so for the meditative/sleeping trances he would get into when doing a psychic reading.). I dreamed and wished all the time that I was and would become as psychic as he was.

Today I am 80% accurate with my psychic reading- usually scaring my client and sometimes myself.



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Britney Spears Was a Bonafide Pop Phenomenon

July 15, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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John Kim asked:


was born on December 2, 1981. She is a Grammy Award-winning . Though she has had acting and writing credits, she is primarily known for her studio albums, music videos, chart-topping , and provocative . Her first single hit, “…,” hit #1 in 1998.
Born in Mississippi and raised in Louisiana, Spears was an accomplished gymnast competing in state-level competitions before breaking out into the music scene. Spears earned public renown when she joined the New in the early 90’s. In 1992, she would win the first round of Star Search, but would lose in the second round. After the show ended, Spears took a five year break before storming the music scene. Spears’ , “” sold over 28 million copies worldwide, propelled by its lead single, “…”, as well as the follow up hit single, “(You Drive Me) Crazy”. Spears’ , “Oops!…I Did It Again” would go on to sell 24 million units worldwide, led by hit singles such as “Opps!…I Did It Again”, “Lucky”, and “Stronger”. By the early 2000’s, she had gained huge and , inking deals with big companies such as Pepsi.
In late 2001, Spears released her third album, “Britney”, which would go on to sell over 746,000 copies in its first week in the U.S. The success of Spears’ third made her the only female ever in SoundScan history to have her first three albums debut at #1 on the charts. The “Britney” album would go on to sell 15 million copies worldwide. The following year, Britney would star in a movie, Crossroads, which would reach second place on U.S. box-office charts in its opening weekend. The film, however would not last long in the top ten. Her highly-publicized relationship with former ‘ front man and former , Justin Timberlake, ended in March of 2002.
In November 2003, Spears released her fourth album, “In the Zone,” which would become her fourth album to debut at the top of the album charts. To date, “In the Zone” has sold about 10 million units worldwide. In 2004, Spears would debut with her first perfume, “Curious,” which would net more than $100 million in sales in its first year of sales. In late 2004, Spears’ first greatest hits album, “Greatest Hits: My Prerogative” was released. The album would go on to sell a total of 8 million copies worldwide. That same year, Spears married dancer and hopeful rapper Kevin Federline, with whom she had her first child. She is currently pregnant with the couple’s second child, which is due in September.
In September 2005, Spears released her second fragrance, “Fantasy,” which also became a top-selling perfume. During the spring of 2005, Spears and Federline launched their own five-episode reality show, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, which premiered on UPN to sub-par ratings and reviews by critics. In late 2005, Spears released a remix album, B in the Mix: The Remixes. The album, which received minimal promotion, debuted outside the top 100, but to date has sold over a million units worldwide. In February 2006, Spears joined the cast of NBC’s Will & Grace as a guest star and released limited edition perfume, “In Control”. In May 2006, Spears would announce her second pregnancy on The Late Show with David Letterman. Spears, most recently sat down with Matt Lauer in an interview with Matt Lauer aired on The Today Show. In the interview, Spears made public that she would not release a studio album for at least one more year. One June 20, 2006, Spears released on her official website, the chorus to a new song from her, entitled “”. Three days later, a 50 second clip of the song was posted.

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In The World of Entertainment - Where Do Children Go?

July 15, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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Jaci Rae asked:


In today’s society we know that the of our communities is in . Why then, do we not protect our children? We have a responsibility to safeguard our most vulnerable; instead, we prematurely catapult them into a world they are not mature enough to handle and destroy their .
Frequently, I am asked by parents and friends of aspiring “stars” to offer my opinion about getting their child into . Recently my , , President of sent me the following question:
“…After the performance I spoke with her mom (who was in tears the ) about their incredible daughter and her future. Their daughter’s dream is to be on stage singing professionally…I said I would forward some information to you - to get your thoughts.”
After much , I wrote to the parents (excerpt):
“No matter how strong your daughter or your dream is, wait until she is 18 to try for . She is already doing what she most wants, and that is to be on stage. Once she is 18 and you are ready for her to sell sex to other teenagers and in their 20’s - 60’s, she will be better equipped to handle the response, as you will be also…”
These words may strike you as unnecessarily candid, and perhaps a touch vulgar, but the reality is that most do NOT dream of just “being on stage.” If that was the for their happiness, then local (a much safer avenue) would satisfy their dream. Since the child may already be doing that, there would be no more questions as the goal would have been achieved. Sadly, the aim as stated is wrong. What the parents and child really want is , without knowing the cost.
They focus on the dream and convince themselves that the path to will be a romantic ride. The fantasy is filled with adoring fans, , eternal and glamorous travel. This inevitably , and what remains is disappointment, heartache, bills and endless travel (in less than desirable circumstances). More ominously, some of the “adoring fans” may actually be obsessed with the child, to the point of danger. This should not be entirely surprising as the child is being sold to look like the American male fantasy of an adult woman.
Many people reading this article will be convinced that I am wrong, or at least exaggerating. I ask you to consider the last time you saw a child “star” that looked like a child in their videos? The typical images are a 15 year old , a 14 year old JoJo, or a 13 year old Leanne Rimes
When Spears came into the public eye, she was dressed like a Catholic school girl, seducing the audience with, “Ooh, baby baby.” Leanne Rimes was dressed in a black satin outfit singing, “How Do I Live Without You.” (It should be noted that her ‘look’ would be considered tame by today’s standards.) Why are they dressed this way? Frankly, the music industry sells sex, sex sells.
These girls (although Leanne and Britney are now adults) are talented and beautiful, yet they are strategically packaged to entice . The fans who are young teenage girls don’t care whether the artists are sexy when they purchase music. However, continually seeing their idols dressed seductively has made them aware of sexuality and they want to dress the same way. This contributes to the cheapening of children’s values and image, and the cycle continues.
Recently, I was running on the treadmill at the gym when I was stunned by what I saw on one of the news channels. It was a feature about a modeling contest for children limited to those twelve and under. The winner would receive a one million dollar modeling contract, which of course sounds amazing! However, as the clip continued, mouths dropped throughout the gym. Three girls (under 12 - contest requirements) dressed in skimpy bikinis were being drenched with water and gazing at the camera like they wanted to seduce each man watching. If the girls were twenty-five, aware of what they were doing and, as adults, making their own decisions, I wouldn’t think much about it. However, the participation of twelve year olds is horrifying. Child pornography is universally condemned and pedophiles treated with not only revulsion, but the full force of the law. Doesn’t this fall under the same category, just corporately condoned?
In my opinion, prostituting children in this manner is perpetuating child pornography in a purportedly “legal” manner. This practice needs to be stopped. While the music industry to date, has not participated in such an extreme level of exploitation of children, I still believe that children should be kept out of the music industry on a professional level until they are at least 18. Even with the strongest family support possible, they are not emotionally equipped to handle the issues that will inevitably emerge. Realistically, however, I know that children will continue to be signed and sold long before their eighteenth birthdays, let me offer some practical advice.
1. From a financial perspective, learn the business inside and out. You MUST know: Who gets what and why? How much was made or lost? What is the bottom line? If you don’t make this a priority, you will join the host of famous artists who have been forced to claim bankruptcy.
2. Put together a dazzling press kit. People receiving the kit must be enticed into opening the package, so you will have to present your child in their best light. The demo must be well produced and include four of your child’s best numbers. Keep in mind that each song will be listened to for about fifteen to thirty seconds before moving on to the next piece. It’s possible to make a pretty impressive demo on your own for about two thousand dollars, including pressing. Don’t fall victim to the scam of someone guaranteeing for your child with a professionally cut demo if you simply write a ten thousand dollar check.
3. If possible, establish a track record of sales BEFORE any contact with recording labels. (Get your CD listed on Soundscan.) You’ll have greater bargaining power if you know your product value prior to negotiating.
4. If a label finances the recording of a CD, it is a loan, NOT a gift, and must be paid back. The recording industry is a business, not a charity. Beware of becoming competitors insurance. If you fall into that trap, you may lose everything. (I detail all of this in my book, The Indie Guide to Music, Marketing and Money.)
5. The phrase is, accurately, “,” and your child must be prepared to put on a “show,” just as you and they need to learn the “business.” , Christina Aguilera, Madonna and Justin Timberlake are great examples of how this is done and the work involved to sustain sell-out crowds.
6. Provide acting, vocal and dance lessons for your child, and register them for writing classes. Writers currently receive 8.5 cents per song on a CD, while the artist generally receives one point per album. Writers make the most money, with little or no initial investment. Make sure you understand how to legitimately copyright music. The aptly named ‘poor man’s copyright’ won’t hold up in court.
7. Avoid anyone stating that for an upfront fee, they can make your child a star. Managers and agents get paid a percentage in the range of 10-20%. Managers usually receive 10-15%, while agents receive 15-20%. You also need to know and understand the difference between managers and agents. Similarly, lawyers shopping a deal for your child on his/her own volition will take a percentage of the contract. (Lawyers that you hire on your own request must be paid up front.)
8. Marketing and promotion are imperative and can be very expensive. Labels have access to promotion capabilities that most individuals cannot afford. However, there is no limit or cost to imagination, so be creative! Affordable promotion can be attainable.
9. Develop personal relationships with contacts at the labels. Once you get to know people, they may offer you a special code to put on the outside of your package which signals to the front desk that your package is requested. (simply writing “material requested” on the outside of the package will not work) DON’T submit anything without permission; most throw unsolicited press kits in the garbage and a few return them unopened. Warner Brothers sends a nice note referencing legal concerns, while Disney sends a nicer more detailed note explaining their policy around copyright laws. Don’t waste valuable product and time.
Currently, many people are considering the ‘American Idol’ route, while forgetting that only one person in the 22 million that showed up for auditions last year actually made it.
One last note: Label representation can be an awesome thing, but you must know the business first! There is much more detailed and valuable information in my book, “The Indie Guide To Music, Marketing and Money” ISBN 978-0-9746229-4-1. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

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Why Is Britney Bald?

July 14, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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Gemma Bailey asked:


Oh the life of a celebrity, money, , fun, ? Is the life of a really all that different to us “normal” folk?

The truth is probably not, but what happens when anyone becomes successful is that everything within their life is totally amplified. I remember being at a seminar about increasing one’s income where somebody said that generally we think that if we get rich the problems go away. They don’t, the problems are bigger and the person dealing with them is either well adapted and strong enough to cope with them, or not.

It is reasonably well documented that Britney’s into came as a result of her mums to get her there, managing her daughter career. For many of us, the thought of having someone manage us is bad enough and is something we can just about put up with from 9-5 in our , but for Britney, this relationship was with her own mother. Lets be honest in managing others we are always in a position of control, but most of us tend to go home at the end of the day, rather than sitting down to eat dinner with our and watching the Simpson’s.

So the started with a in her music, a 24 hour and a disastrous 2nd to a guy who already had a with someone else. I’m sure that Britney genuinely hoped that her to Federline would be the making of the domestic within, however, the came to a classic break up. Perhaps if the dynamics of their relationship had been different, the within her would have settled, or perhaps it was those within that attracted her towards him in the first place.

Either way, the results have been broadcast for all to see. And what a statement she has made. Shaving her head really tells us that at this time is wanting to be anything but . She has taken control of something, something that nobody else can control. She has crossed a line that nobody else could have gone near, perhaps because she felt that this was one of the few things that was untouchable about her, in a life that everybody else seems to have a part of.

Some might say, that this was an attempt to send a very clear message to her ex husband about what the failed relationship has driven her to. My personal opinion is that Britney felt broken and has an enormous dislike for her life. Now all of us, including herself, need to love her for who she is and not how she was.

And Britney has the biggest job of all, she needs to learn to love life again. This is a massive act of and if it isn’t caused by the puppeteered life she has had, then you can bet your bottom dollar that she is wanting to escape, to break out of the body of Britney. The trouble with the act she has made is that is that the real problems are only ever within, that is the place where there work must be done.

If you can relate to Britney’s situation and are experiencing similar erratic behaviour or negative emotions, know now that life doesn’t need to continue in this way. You can change your life and even improve it.

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I Love Touring Paris - the Twelfth Arrondissement

July 14, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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The twelfth is situated on the Right Bank of the in eastern Paris. It is home to one of Paris’s largest parks, the Bois de Vincennes which is described below. Its land area is about 6.3 square miles (16.3 ) counting the park. If you exclude the Bois de Vincennes the land area is less than 2.5 square miles (about 6.4 ). The population is approximately one hundred thirty seven thousand inhabitants, and the area is home to over one hundred jobs, mostly in the Bercy area near the Seine.

The Place de la Bastille was the site of the infamous , destroyed in the early days of the French Revolution. The square is shared by the fourth, eleventh, and twelfth arrondissements. Nothing of the old prison remains, except the memories. At the center of the square is the (July Column) a 154 foot (fifty meter) column commemorating the 1830 Revolution in which was overthrown in favor of his cousin Louis-Phillippe.

The Bastille was built during the late to help defend Paris. It was converted into a prison, mostly for , in the . Just before its destruction the Bastille was composed of eight eighty foot (twenty-four meter) towers and an . By that time the cachots (dungeons) had been abandoned and the prison was not considered the worst in the city. When it was stormed on July 14, 1789 the jail contained seven inmates: four counterfeiters, two , and a young on the outs with his father. During the storming ninety-eight attackers and one defender died. Others died afterwards, including the governor. During excavation for the the remains of one tower surfaced and are on display in a . The Bastille square is often used in , and the area is full of night life, in particular to the northeast.

L’Opera de la Bastille (Bastille Opera) is a new home of the Opera National de Paris. It was supposed to replace the old Paris Opera House (Palais Garnier) described in our companion article I Love Touring Paris - The Ninth but such was not to be the case. Given the city’s size and cultural importance it seems that Paris can support two (actually more) opera houses. Interestingly enough the winner of the international competition was an unknown architect from Uruguay. Every one of the Bastille Opera’s nearly three thousand seats has an unrestricted view of the stage. On the other hand many say that the acoustics are disappointing at best. The building, replacing a train station, was inaugurated on the two-hundredth anniversary of the storming of the Bastille but its first opera performance was almost a year later.

The Promenade Plantee is a 2.5 mile (4.5 kilometer) long elevated park constructed on an abandoned Nineteenth Century railway viaduct, running from the Bastille Opera almost to the Bois de Vincennes. The Promenade is said to be only elevated park in the world. Some portions are enclosed and others are open and provide great views. There are pedestrian and cyclist routes and arcades with arts and crafts workshops. The Promenade was featured in the 2004 movie, Before Sunset.

The Cimetiere de Picpus (Picpus Cemetery) is the only private cemetery in the city sitting on land seized from a convent during the French Revolution. It is a few minutes from the Place de la Nation, site of a 1794 guillotine in 1794 that dispatched up to fifty people a day. After Robespierre was beheaded the violence stopped. Among the cemetery’s dead are the Marquis de La Fayette, who died a natural death, his wife, and her sister and mother who died in the terror.

The Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy (Paris-Bercy All Sports Palace) is an indoor sports arena hosting a wide variety of sports including Basketball, Boxing, Gymnastics, and Show Jumping. It also hosts popular concerts with the likes of , , Madonna, and many, many more. The Palace seats up to eighteen thousand spectators.

The Bois de Vincennes (Vincennes Woods) is an English-garden type park covering over 3.8 square miles (a little less than 10 ). This Parisian gem is almost three times as big as New York’s Central Park and four times as big as London’s Hyde Park. The Bois de Vincennes was once a royal hunting preserve. After the French Revolution it was transformed into a military exercise area. Napoleon III made it a public park in 1860. Be sure to see the Chateau de Vincennes, once a royal castle, and later a porcelain factory, a state prison holding the Marquis de Sade among others, and even an arms factory. The famous spy Mata-Hari was executed here. The Chateau de Vincennes also served as the military headquarters of the Chief of General Staff in 1940 during the unsuccessful defense of France against the German invasion of 1940. The Bois de Vincennes is also boasts a small zoo and four lakes.

Of course you don’t want to be in Paris without sampling fine French wine and food. In my article I Love French Wine and Food - A Midi Syrah I reviewed such a wine and suggested a sample menu: Start with Garbure (Cabbage Soup with Poultry). For your second course savor Cassoulet Toulousain (Bean and Pork Stew). And as dessert indulge yourself with Violette de Toulouse (Violet Flower Crystallized in Sugar). Your Parisian sommelier (wine steward) will be happy to suggest appropriate wines to accompany each course.

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You Love to Hate Them: the Best and Worst Songs of Karaoke

July 14, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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Andrea Glass asked:


When you think of karaoke, there are usually a few songs in particular that top the list. Stereotypically, certain songs like “I Will Survive” recall thoughts of a with its drunken performers. While ’s hit song comes close, it does not make the top 10 of . Here are many karaoke artists’ to sing:

1. “The Rose” by

2. “You’re Still the One” by

3. “Amazing Grace”

4. “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan

5. “Heaven” by Bryan Adams

6. “Happy Birthday”

7. “Hopelessly Devoted To You” by Olivia Newton-John

8. “I Believe I Can Fly” by R Kelly

9. “Yesterday” by The Beatles

10. “The ” by

These songs top the list because simply, they are big. Songs like these are inspirational and allow the singer to put everything they have into the lyrics. Songs like “I Believe I Can Fly” are uplifting and “You’re Still the One” is a pure love song. They both require big voices which allows singers to feel the song and get wrapped up in it. “Happy Birthday” and “Amazing Grace” are songs everyone knows and they are just a joy to sing.

While songs can uplift the spirit and voice, there are some that can ruin any evening and should be banned from the , never to be sung by a hopeful again. Although these songs may be great, when you hear them enough at a , they can be ruined with the wrong singer and the many renditions done by those who think they can sing. Here is a list of the 10 worst karaoke songs ever, in no particular order:

1. “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston

2. “Macarena”

3. “I Feel Like A Woman” by

4. “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You” by

5. “Oops I Did It Again” by

6. “My Heart Will Go On” by

7. “My Humps” by The Black Eyed Peas

8. “New York, New York” by

9. “” by

10. “American Pie” by

Where to begin? These songs have all been overplayed by the original artist, and now amateurs want a stab at it. The humanity in everyone would say to just put these songs to rest before someone gets hurt. While we all love Whitney Houston, pre-Bobby Brown of course, there are not too many who can sing the way she does. So let’s just leave the big ballads to her, please. Now, about “Macarena”- enough said. Any song that requires the audience to participate in a song that seems to teach toddlers where their body parts are probably isn’t a good choice. shouldn’t have done it the first time, and neither should you.

All of these songs are great; some rather than others should be left to the professionals. Whatever your song choice, though, remember to have fun. But beware that if your song is on the latter list, don’t be surprised if your audience is suddenly half its size.



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Britney Spears Proves New Economic Theory

July 13, 2008 by Shadow · Comments Off 

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John Alexandrov asked:


Scientists, and economists are working together these days to study and promote a new called “.” combines neuroscience, to study how we make . It looks at the role of the brain when we evaluate decisions, categorize risks and rewards and interact with each other.

is a for the study of . After all, wouldn’t you like to know what is going on “in her brain” as she is making the decision to put her , her career at risk and her life at risk? It’s easy for us to sit back and say, “I would never do that. If I had what Britney has, I would be set for life.”

The Neuroeconomists are discovering something different however. They are discovering how our brain acts independently at times. How our brains can make seemingly “irrational” choices as compared to the risks or rewards before us. And how our brains produce certain chemicals when we are emotional or traumatized that creates a of risk or lack thereof.

The of the US economy is a reflection of what and neuroeconomists are discovering. Right now people are asking, “Who in their right mind would have bought a house in the past 3 years when were skyrocketing and then finance that home purchase with a ”? Well, hundreds of thousands of people made that decision and science is showing why…

From “Addiction and Cue-Triggered
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“Research indicates that systematically interfere with the proper operation of an important process which the brain uses to forecast near-term hedonic rewards (pleasure), and this leads to strong, misguided, cue-triggered that often defeat higher . As a matter of , our model is tractable and involves a small departure from the standard framework. It generates a plausible mapping from the characteristics of the user, substance, and environment to dynamic behavior. It accounts for a number of important patterns associated with addiction, gives rise to a clear welfare standard, and has novel implications for public policy.”

“It is natural to wonder whether the model applies not just to , but also to other problematic behaviors such as overeating or compulsive shopping. These questions are currently the subject of study among neuro-scientists and … Notably, people who suffer from pathological gambling, overeating, compulsive shopping, and kleptomania describe their experience as involving strong and often overwhelming cravings, they respond to cues such as stress and advertisements, and they exhibit cycles of binges and abstention.”

Our economic choices are not predominantly rational, they are emotional. That’s why we have swings in markets, almost as if collectively as a society we are manic depressive; sky high one day and down in the dumps the next.

So give Britney a break. Believe it or not she is making the same choices millions of other people would be making in the same situation. Her brain isn’t functioning rationally because she lives in an irrational world. Money pouring in (and out), paparazzi everywhere, pressure from her parents and managers, criticism from the public, the loss of her .

How would you be “acting” in those circumstances? Are you sure?

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